just another blog in the life

ahh blogging. dear god I hope nobody is reading these. I don't see how they could, I haven't told anyone about it.
Blogs can be quite hilarious. I know a girl who has a blog she writes just for her friends, and at one point says "bite me" in defense of her title choice. I just think it's funny that someone would say "bite me" to the only friends that actually read her heinously awful blog. Bite me!
well what is better than doing work when I am at work but I don't want to do any work? I will tell you what: blogging.
Aaand continue blog. So how about that rain?
I feel like sometimes I have good ideas for things I want to write about. well big ol' fuckin surprise--I can't think of any of that right now. Besides, it was probably all anti-government rants anyway.
Seriously, how many days in a row do I have to read a news article and then immediately think "oh my god, everything is going to shit even more than I had thought it was the day before today." and it just keeps on going. how do you deal with it? My only answer I have come up with so far is to forget about it. Yes, my happiest moments are also the times when I am farthest away from screens of any kind. I think that every time I look at a screen I feel either angry, disappointed, frightened, or annoyed.
I was "surfing" "YouTube" the other day, and I noticed a video that had 67 million views. My first thought was "now that's a lotta views!" so I watched it.
What commenced was either one of two things.
a) me getting "old" and not being able to relate the the musical sensibilities of the (only slightly) younger generation, or
b) the total and complete deconstruction of society.
this video I watched was something called "Justin Beiber," who is some creepy little teenbot created by a record company. Well okay whatever, slapping some girly-faced little teenager all over the TV is nothing new. But the song itself--sweet jesus. I do not remember all of the words but what I do remember is how disturbing it was. and 67 million assholes watched it, including myself.
Okay so I think I am done with this blog but I still don't want to do any work.
oh speaking of work, don't you love it when you have a 2 hour meeting that consists of a guy reading out loud the words that are displayed on the power point which is in full view of everyone in the meeting? Attention "buisness types" : There is absolutely no need to read something to me that I can read on a screen that is right in front of me. I haven't made it this far in your "business" by not being able to read english at a 4th grade level. Stop reading to me! Unless it is something interesting. Like the Berenstain Bears. That I will allow to be read to me.
I watched Hackers last night for the first time. I love seeing 80's-90's movies that involve computers, because they look sooo unbelievably dated now. So in Hackers, during the "hacking" scenes, it would appear to the viewer that you are flying around in this "sub-atomic virtual world," which includes flashing lights, swirling colors, Fantastic imagery! and matematical formulas. And the best part was that these montages of inter-computer warfare lasted long enough that it seemed as though the viewer was supposed to understand what was going on. Not so, Hackers producers, not so. Floating mathematical formulas imply practically nothing to me. Hilarious nonetheless. I watched another movie a few weeks ago, made in the 80's and set in 2007, when the world was going to end! Could of given yourself a little more time, 80's movie people!
So when is rollerblading going to be cool again? Hurry up! I want to put on some blades and blade it up! all over town.
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You know, Jesus was probably an alright guy. Teaching people, lovin everyone, being generous and kind. So then why are Christians the most judgemental, unforgiving, and unaccepting people? And not all of them, no of course not. Mostly the ones that think the world is going to end soon. Those are the ones I don't like. Because since they think the world is going to end soon and Jesus is going to come flyin down and shooting lasers or whatever, it gives them license to act like a bunch of crazy people! Attention Christians, you totally delegitimize your religion when you predict the end of the world. Jesus had nothing to do with writing that part of the Bible, it was written by humans who thought this would be a great way to control some sheep. Oh and I love when Christians in the US say "Oh...society is going down the tubes, our country is going down the tubes, our way of life is going down the tubes, and this is the proof that makes me believe that Jesus is returning soon on his fucking cloud." So then I wonder, what about Christians in truly impoverished countries, you know, countries where the people struggle to eat and provide for themselves. You would think Jesus would have made his way back by now. Religion is the worst, it really ruins everything and turns people in monsters. Oh well I guess people will believe anything, considering priests molest children and people still look to them for guidance. Now that is truly a mind puzzle!

Okay I refuse to end this blog on that note. So, what is good in the world? Well, pandas are AMAZING, I am going on a 3 month vacation soon, and I ate the most wonderful piece of meat yesterday. I feel like I can lift automobiles with all the protein I have surging through my veins! Pump it!