how to raise kids

I know how to raise kids. It's so fucking easy.

First, if you ever decide to take them onto a plane, you give them baby drugs. And if you don't have any baby drugs, you make them run around all day long, under the guise of having fun, until they are so utterly exhausted that they finally SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If your kid is crying about something, you tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP or else you are going to FUCKING KILL THEM.

See, I know how to raise kids.