Here are some thoughts that go through my head as I prance around town.
"Why are you honking? Stop honking!"
"Is that a celeb? I think it's Chuck Sheen" (not Chuck Sheen)
"That girl is definitely a model, because she is crazy skinny and looks bored out of her mind."
"I can't believe there is no Burmese food in this town."
"These rats are disgusting. They hypnotize me."
So far since I have been in New York I have seen 3 people drop things (personal papers, money, lottery tickets) and then I handed it back to them. I am a good person now. I am a good New York person.
I like going to the movies alone. I see the advantage in going with someone else to the movies, so you can talk about it afterward. But sometimes I don't want to talk about it, I just want it all to myself. My movie!
Totes McGotes
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